Series 3000

• “Persuasion is better than force“
• “He who pitches too high won’t get through his song“
• “You never know what you can do till you try”
• “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”
• “A bad thing is dear at any price.”
• “It is nobler to give than to receive.”

Series 3001

• “Our Mutual Friend“
• “Japhet in Search of a Father“
• “Far from the Madding Crowd“
• “The Newcomers“
• “Peter Simple“
• “Sketches by BOZ”

Series 3002

• Oft in the stilly night
• My pretty Jane
• Meet me by moonlight alone
• Stage Door
• Some Day
• ‘tis the last rose of summer

Series 3003

• The Ballad Monger
• A Country Girl
• Charlie’s Aunt
• The Girl from Kay’s
• “Why Smith Left Home“
• “The Medal and the Maid”

Series 3004

• Hanging Mother’s Picture on a Nail
• Daddy’s gone to London
• Kind Friends
• You must call the Lady Mother!
• I’m coming home to you.
• The finest flow o’ langwidge ever ‘eard.

Series 3005

• He Laughs That Wins
• We have seen better days
• Put Money in Thy Purse
• Bid me discourse …
• It’s a wise father that knows his own child.
• “If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.”

Series 3006

• Dear Ma in Law
• The little things that gold can’t buy
• Leedle Schnaps
• Do you know any more funny stories?
• I’m Farmer Scroggins
• Come back to mother again.

Series 3007

• What’s mine is yours …
• Enough with over measure.
• For you and I are past our Dancing Days
• As cold as any stone
• A morsel for a monarch
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Series 3008 (Limericks)

• To a picnic a party once went …
• A youth of malicious desire …
• There once was a chap …
• A gardener rolling a lawn …
• A lodger whose rent was unpaid …
• A man came to town with his son …

Series 3009 (Limericks)

• There was a young angler …
• Two motorists rode in a car …
• There once was a lady named Maud ..
• A fellow once took a first floor …
• There once was a baby who cried …
• A house-owner had a delight …

Series 3010

• Where are you going to my pretty maid?
• Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
• Twinkle, twinkle, little star
• Mary had a little lamb.
• Little boy blue come blow your horn.
• Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross.

Series 3011: Mr Smith’s Tramp Abroad

• Monte Carlo. He vows he will join the anti gambling league
• He goes to the pyramids
• Naples. He orders a small bottle of wine
• Calais. His luggage is well looked after
• Paris. He tries to pick up the language
• Madrid. He looses his guide

Series 3012: All Sorts and Conditions of Man

• A Man of Cheques (Churchill?)
• A Man of Deeds (Gladstone?)
• A Man of Regular Habits
• A Man of Words.
• A Man of Moods (Henry Irving?)
• A Man Who Carries All Before Him.

Series 3013: Little Billy’s Love Affair

• The Introduction: Hullo! I wonder who he is.
• The Courtship. Well, he is making himself at home.
• The Acceptance. I do believe she is going to kiss him.
• The Honeymoon. And I believed in her.
• Well I’m —–!
• Serves the little bounder right.

Series 3014

• A Little Bit of Sugar for the Bird
• The Amorous Goldfish
• The Jewel of Asia.
• Madame Chrysanthenum
• My Pretty Jane
• Oh, you rude boy.

Series 3015

• The Awakening.
• Waking him up
• Stuck.
• Oh, what a surprise!
• I’ve got him on a string you see.
• Making him dance.